Warrant Officer Schrödinger

Can't go there. I'm missing out all the fun! Booo~

Pixages

Hear it, Herrs and Fräuleins? SS-Sturmbannführer is conducting the orchestra again~♪

Can I keep one, SS-Sturmbannführer?~ SS-Hauptsturmführer can look after it! Ja?~~

So~~ Who do we vote for, SS-Sturmbannführer? Do we give Hellsing this power to use against us? Nein or ja?~

Evening~, Frauleins!~



Pixages

Something ~fun~ will happen if you do~ ♥

((OOC: Don't ._.)).

Pity the Doctor wasn't in yesterday, or you'll have been properly greeted, Herr. He'd have helped you with that twisted anatomy you have~

Whatever, I'm bo~~red. Hey, all stupid cursed people children:



Pixages

You'll get to see my box room and play in Doc's Laboratory. He has many toys and it's very, very fun~♪

Nobody will bother us. Just come and see me~ :D

"Yesterday never happened."

"Not a word."

Denial, denial, denial, de~ni~al~~~~~

But~ Guess what?~~ :D



Pixages

Each of your vapid joys and boring woes. The stupid love affairs, the predictable duels und "touching" meetings~

Ta~ped~ them too~!!

The Deus ex Machina II has a big screen, but because I was raised a good boy, I'll share it with everyone who missed the good times~♪

Nnnn.... Oh! First, we should watch "Red Hot" vs "Big Bad"! Stay tuned!~

Private: Millennium;

Report, SS-Sturmbannführer. I deserve to sit in your chair after being killed again in the line of duty~~ >3

((OOC: He could be lying and trying to get a reaction. Just tell me if you want to have your character blackmailed or not/have been taped or not like he did with Integra's and Alucard's. Pat, insert description of the Quincey-Schrö meeting in report >D)).

Waaait~~ how come we're seen as the bad guys all the time, huh? I was minding my own business singing yesterday and a violent Fräulein kicked me on the face~ :/

I'll really enjoy see you all burn. Hear that?~ Tick, tock, tick?~ What'll do with the precious moments left in your existence, eeh~? Will you make it memorable knowing everything will fade away?~

Not~that~I~care~~

They haven't learned our anthem yet, SS-Sturmbannführer. Huuuh~, should we start over the song at dawn again?~~ :D

Wait! Wait! Better yet. I have an idea!~



Pixages

JA!~~ It's decided! That's how you'll learn the lyrics!

[Voice Post - LOUD]

~Ahem~

♪~~Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit mutig-festem Schritt--

Pixages

Aaah~ Weren't you all chipper yesterday? Let's sing together to start a new day!~ X3

[Voice Post - LOUD]
♪~~Die Fahne hoch! Die Reihen fest geschlossen!
SA marschiert mit mutig-festem Schritt.
Kameraden, die Rotfront und Reaktion erschossen,
Marschieren im Geist in unseren Reihen mit.

Die Straße frei den braunen Bataillonen.
Die Straße frei dem Sturmabteilungsmann!
Es schaun aufs Hakenkreuz voll Hoffnung schon Millionen.
Der Tag für Freiheit und für Brot bricht an!~~♪

Rip van would do it better, but I'm not half bad myself. Join me! Everyone sing along together! With sparkles and glitter, if you want! :)

♪~~Zum letzten Mal wird nun Appell ge~bla~sen!~~♪

[/Voice Post]

[Millennium Filter]

Sieg Heil!~

I did what you asked me to, SS-Sturmbannführer. Hmmm. What's more interesting to report isn't what I saw, but what I didn't see.

((OOC: Cats serenade at dawn. Asuka will shut him up for a few precious moments ♥)).

You're not going to divorce from Mutter, ja Vater?~

If the deities wanted this to be a party, they could have turned people into rats to celebrate the start of a new year~

I know the story. Ja. The Cat would have gotten his revenge.

Millennium.

All Heil Führer Schrödinger.

Miawen~

There's so many brand new toys to choose today!~ :D

Which should I choose to play with first? Kleine Doc should get the spare ones!

((OOC: He can find you, no matter where you hide. D:)).

Citizens of the City Earth~ We come with laser beams in peace take us to the corpses of your leaders~

((OOC: Saw the visitors and is of course amused)).

Letztes Bataillon meet your latest addition in our ranks!



Kleiner Doc!~

He's ready to carry out your orders, Major!

((OOC: Mai gave Schrödinger a parakeet)).

Gute Nachmittag, Schrödinger. You there too, Schrödinger. Jaaa~~ Schrödinger and Schrödinger as well!

It's nice to see all of me together today! Are those chains too heavy for you to follow me?~ Nein? Good! Good! You can lecture me after our march!

Let's greet everyone in the Zeppelin~ >:D

((OOC: Schrödinger ghost army >> Have fun, Millennium)).

Fifty years of waiting and no war at sight. How much time are you making us sit and wait for you to conduct our orchestra to the deepest bowels of Hell, Major?~

May~be~ I'll go ahead with the plan alone.

"Humpty Dumpty
Sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty
Had a great fall.
All the king’s horses
And all the king’s men,
Couldn’t put Humpty
Together again..." ♪

That really hurt me for a couple of minutes. Was Doc doing his job, Major? Because I'm not going to bait the pyro girl again because he was slacking with the remote!

The toy I took was burnt down too. I'm not sorry!~ :/

There's a zombie virus in the water? I could lick~ lick~ and scatter it everywhere to watch the flames re-ignite before the blaze cools down and the survivors sweep off the ashes.

Aren't you interested in joining them, Herr Doc? I~ know~ what~ you~ keep~ hidden~ in~ the~ closet~~ >:D

Hey Dan~dy~!

Guess what I'm having now?~ Do you want a biscuit, Herr Doc, or is it too English for you?~ :)