Warrant Officer Schrödinger

Waah!~ Fräulein Seras Victoria! I took~a copy~ of a picture of yours! Look~

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That man didn't get a good angle, did he? It must have been embarrassing for a vampire to be carried and rescued by a mere weakling like he was~

I've been everywhere and nowhere and there aren't pictures of me anywhere! I'll have to fix this soon! Ja~



What is this about?~ Why is the "Fräulein" blushing?

Do you, Herrs und Fräuleins?~ ♪ Think very, very, very ha~ard~

(ooc; The snitch! He knows? He doesn't? He'll be a bastard about it).

Waahh~ It was hard to decide which one I had to post with sparkles! The a death god was responsible for last month attacks on five women was second runner up.

This one was just so much catchy because it was signed! Uhh~ Aziraphale, the secret angel, should step in and tell us how dead God is.

Most secrets I ate are booo~ring. Useless people get boring secrets like. Ichigo Kurosaki is in love with Rukia and can't admit it; the draaaaama. Yawn~ His other almost makes him worthwhile. "Misao wants to have a bigger chest." Maybe she should ask Fräulein Seras to lend her some of her attributes. "Autor" must be such a loser that his mother and his girlfriend abandoned him. Spea~king~ of~ lo~sers~

JOHN MCCLANE IS TERRIFIED OF FLYING!

Face off your phobia, Herr, or are you not a man? Shouldn't our greatest enemy, Alucard, learn that too. Fräulein Hellsing is still a virgin after all these years together!

Destroy turned up to be interesting! Fräulein Trinity knows how to live up those boring weddings, ja?~

Best secrets are all untagged! Why are you afraid to admit your murderous nature?

[Millennium]

Saved the in~te~res~ting~ ones for you, Major! I'll eat them for you. You're already eat too much!~

(ooc; You're welcome to beat the crap out of him :) ).

Guten Morgen new Herrs-Fräuleins~ I come bearing a present for you all!~

This is a büstenhalter:



Do you need help to wear it, Fräulein Captain?~ It doesn't come with instructions!~

Some of you are still whining und moaning about your dead/evil family!~

No~bo~dy~ ca~res~ a~ny~mo~re~

Ja~ those stories got old and boring after the first dozen~

Waaaaah~ Fräulein Seras. Would you lend me some sugar? Danke!~

French food doesn't taste that bad when the main ingredient is French~ itself!~ Waaahhh~



Don't cry~ Fräulein Seras~ This isn't a goose.

Captain! Let's eat this one! Major needs to lose weight~

(ooc; Is it a cursed citizen or a real duck... Who knows?)

From Millennium with the highest regards for this season, Fräuleins und Herrs!~

(ooc; Given Major's orders, Schrö'll be defilingcorating X-mas trees with those ornaments and/or cute Schrö's heads ones, optional vandalism! Action if you want).

[Video Post]

[Waaaaaaatch Schrödinger.

Watch Schrödinger cosplaying the Captain. He's wearing a cap and has a poker expression on his face.

He brings two fingers, the index and middle, up to point at both eyes. Following this, he begins to spread his arms and flaps them.

His mouth opens to show sharp canines for good measure.

He continues to make his point for at least five minutes until he's frustrated. Ears twitch.

Turns off the camera.]

[Audio]

Oi~ I tried. How do you do it, Captain? Nmmm~ Maybe next time, you'll try talking as much as I do! Ja~aa?~

Herr Bat! Herr Bat! I saw you~ If you vere a real man-bat, then you'll be really scary. Ve could make you one! If Dok vere vith us. Think about this if you vish for a realistic look, Herr Bat!

(ooc; Sorry Batman. Mun <3s you, Schrödinger is just a bastard).

[Cough. Cough.

Catboy is standing upside down and coughing on (insert character's name) face.]

Waah~, it's just a hairball!

Stop whining~ I die all the time. Maybe I'm dead and maybe I'm not.

So what's the sob and tragic stories about? Bo~ring! Nobody cares about your fate after you become dust and ashes and tossed into the wind. Because you'll be dirt and dirt's not mourned. Uwahhh~! What do you say, Butler? Did I get it right?

Don't you wish you can choose whenever you're sick or not?

Like me~

Hurry up and die, Fräuleins and Herrs, if you can't stand a flu.

U~waaah! Look at me!

Fräulein Seras! Let's compare sizes!~ ♪

(ooc; I don't have a picture with girl!Schrödinger but c'mon, like he NEEDS to be girlier).

How many teeth did you lose, losers?~ ♪

Speaking of losers! Who were the smelly dogs who thought they could take down the Captain! Don't you feel stupid?~ You can't beat us, werwolves. I got it all taped!

Uwaah~ I was listening closely to the music last week, Herr Major, it seems a new band began to play without their conductor.

Edit: Almost forgot! Butler!





I'm not touching your room as I agreed. Come back soon!

Major survived that. Fräuleins and Herrs deities must have a worse aim than his~

Uwahh! I can see everything from here!

Mine are: Godzilla wins! Every~body~ else lo~ses~♪

Waah~~ This "curse" is beyond lame. Got to say it.

Some of the dumb dolls look just a tiny fun, ja?~ Those who aren't interested in going after birds. Still lame.

There's no even a point in mocking your distress~

It's called Cat and Mou~se~

Uwaaaaaah~~♪ Come little mouses, let's play together!

Uwaaaaah~ Some of you look a little pale today, gentlemen. There's lot of fainting fräuleins too~

Should I call a doctor for you?~♪