Warrant Officer Schrödinger

Waahh~ It was hard to decide which one I had to post with sparkles! The a death god was responsible for last month attacks on five women was second runner up.

This one was just so much catchy because it was signed! Uhh~ Aziraphale, the secret angel, should step in and tell us how dead God is.

Most secrets I ate are booo~ring. Useless people get boring secrets like. Ichigo Kurosaki is in love with Rukia and can't admit it; the draaaaama. Yawn~ His other almost makes him worthwhile. "Misao wants to have a bigger chest." Maybe she should ask Fräulein Seras to lend her some of her attributes. "Autor" must be such a loser that his mother and his girlfriend abandoned him. Spea~king~ of~ lo~sers~

JOHN MCCLANE IS TERRIFIED OF FLYING!

Face off your phobia, Herr, or are you not a man? Shouldn't our greatest enemy, Alucard, learn that too. Fräulein Hellsing is still a virgin after all these years together!

Destroy turned up to be interesting! Fräulein Trinity knows how to live up those boring weddings, ja?~

Best secrets are all untagged! Why are you afraid to admit your murderous nature?

[Millennium]

Saved the in~te~res~ting~ ones for you, Major! I'll eat them for you. You're already eat too much!~

(ooc; You're welcome to beat the crap out of him :) ).