Warrant Officer Schrödinger

Guten Morgen new Herrs-Fräuleins~ I come bearing a present for you all!~

This is a büstenhalter:



Do you need help to wear it, Fräulein Captain?~ It doesn't come with instructions!~

Waah~~ This "curse" is beyond lame. Got to say it.

Some of the dumb dolls look just a tiny fun, ja?~ Those who aren't interested in going after birds. Still lame.

There's no even a point in mocking your distress~

It's called Cat and Mou~se~

Uwaaaaaah~~♪ Come little mouses, let's play together!

Pity the Doctor wasn't in yesterday, or you'll have been properly greeted, Herr. He'd have helped you with that twisted anatomy you have~

Whatever, I'm bo~~red. Hey, all stupid cursed people children:



Pixages

You'll get to see my box room and play in Doc's Laboratory. He has many toys and it's very, very fun~♪

Nobody will bother us. Just come and see me~ :D

There's so many brand new toys to choose today!~ :D

Which should I choose to play with first? Kleine Doc should get the spare ones!

((OOC: He can find you, no matter where you hide. D:)).

Herr Dok has treated me with a catnip and left the Zeppelin after. Should I follow him, Herr Major?~ :O

He acts weird.